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Make Biscuits Not War Unisex T-shirt

Make Biscuits Not War Unisex T-shirt

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Make Biscuits, Not War — Unisex T-Shirt

There comes a time when you trade headlines for rolling pins. "Make Biscuits, Not War" with its tagline "y'all need to leave other folks alone" is pure Southern wisdom for progressives tired of conflict. The ones who know real strength is in butter layers and live-and-let-live grace. This tee serves comfort with a side of conviction.

With soft Airlume cotton and clean retail fit, it's built for kitchen tables, community suppers, porch sits, and every day you choose flaky goodness over fighting.

Product Features

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable feel
  • Tear-away label 
  • Care: Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F); Non-chlorine bleach as needed; Tumble dry low; Medium iron/steam; Do not dry clean

Why You'll Love It
Because Southern peace means butter over bombs—this tee pairs cloud-soft cotton with a message that disarms with humor, perfect for baking, gathering, or gently reminding the world to mind their business.

What Size Should You Order? It depends on how you want it to fit:

  • Relaxed fit  - normal size
  • Loose fit - 1 size larger
  • Oversized - 2 sizes larger 

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**Unique from Y’all Ain’t Right — a Southern gift shop known for witty sayings and protest-inspired designs made for people who laugh, think, and believe in better. Perfect for unique activist gifts, feminist friends, or anyone who loves clever political humor.**

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