Make Biscuits Not War (Y’all Need to Leave Other Folks Alone) — Unisex Hoodie
Because the world doesn’t need more noise — it needs more comfort, care, and carbs. “Make Biscuits Not War” is a Southern call for peace and personal freedom, baked with humor and honesty. It’s a reminder that kindness starts at home, and folks ought to leave each other be.
This soft, heavyweight hoodie wraps you in warmth and conviction — the ideal companion for cold mornings, good coffee, and hard conversations about doing better by one another.
Product Features:
Medium-heavy 8.25 oz soft 3-end fleece for cozy warmth
Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm and carry small items
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven drawstrings and metal grommets
Double-needle topstitching, twill necktape, and under 5% shrinkage for lasting wear
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron, steam, or dry low; Do not dry clean
Why You’ll Love It: Because this hoodie’s got just the right mix of comfort and conviction. It’s soft, ethical, and ready to spread a little peace — one biscuit (and one boundary) at a time.
**Unique from Y’all Ain’t Right — a Southern gift shop known for witty sayings and protest-inspired designs made for people who laugh, think, and believe in better. Perfect for unique activist gifts, feminist friends, or anyone who loves clever political humor.**
