Constitutionally Anxious Unisex T-shirt

Constitutionally Anxious — Unisex T-Shirt 

For anyone who’s read the document, watched the news, and felt their blood pressure respond accordingly. The Constitutionally Anxious unisex tee pairs dry humor with very real concern, making it an easy choice for everyday wear when the state of things feels… fragile.

Soft, lightweight, and built for comfort, it works just as well for long days, rallies, classroom discussions, or low-stakes errands where high-stakes issues still exist.

Product Features:

• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathable everyday wear
  
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low, iron medium, do not dry clean

Why You’ll Love It:
Because it manages to be funny and accurate at the same time. It’s comfortable enough for everyday wear and sharp enough to say exactly where you’re at without spelling it out.

What Size Should You Order? It depends on how you want it to fit:

• Relaxed fit  - normal size
• Loose fit - 1 size larger
• Oversized - 2 sizes larger 

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**Unique from Y’all Ain’t Right — a Southern gift shop known for witty sayings and protest-inspired designs made for people who laugh, think, and believe in better. Perfect for unique activist gifts, feminist friends, or anyone who loves clever political humor.**