Constitutionally Anxious Unisex Hoodie

Constitutionally Anxious — Unisex Hoodie 

For days when staying informed comes with layers. The Constitutionally Anxious unisex hoodie is warm, comfortable, and easy to live in — built for cooler weather, long conversations, and whatever the news cycle brings next.

Made from soft, medium-heavy fleece with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s a dependable go-to whether you’re heading out or staying in.

Product Features:

• Medium-heavy 8.25 oz soft 3-end fleece with a soft hand-feel
• Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstrings and metal grommets
• Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and everyday carry
• Runs true to size with under 5% shrinkage
• Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron low, do not dry clean

Why You’ll Love It:
Because it’s comfortable, straightforward, and built to last. The kind of hoodie you reach for often — and one that still feels timely.

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**Unique from Y’all Ain’t Right — a Southern gift shop known for witty sayings and protest-inspired designs made for people who laugh, think, and believe in better. Perfect for unique activist gifts, feminist friends, or anyone who loves clever political humor.**