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Brown, Broke, and Born in a Barn Unisex T-shirt

Brown, Broke, and Born in a Barn Unisex T-shirt

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Brown, Broke, and Born in a Barn — Unisex T-Shirt

A witty, thought-provoking design with a powerful reminder: Jesus was a brown-skinned, working-class refugee born in a stable—not the sanitized, Americanized version often portrayed today. The "Brown, Broke, and Born in a Barn" tee pairs clever wordplay with meaningful reflection—a nod to compassion, justice, and remembering the radical roots of faith.

Product Details:

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for premium softness and durability (Bella+Canvas 3001)
  • Tear-away label for comfort
  • Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) - Non-chlorine bleach only if needed - Tumble dry low heat - Iron on medium heat - Do not dry clean

Why You'll Love It:
This shirt makes a statement without apology—perfect for progressive Christians, former evangelicals, advocates for justice, and anyone who appreciates designs that mix theology, humor, and social awareness. A meaningful gift for pastors, church friends, or those who love a little holy subversion and aren't afraid to reclaim the Gospel's radical message.

What Size Should You Order? It depends on how you want it to fit:

  • Relaxed fit  - normal size
  • Loose fit - 1 size larger
  • Oversized - 2 sizes larger 

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**Unique from Y’all Ain’t Right — a Southern gift shop known for witty sayings and protest-inspired designs made for people who laugh, think, and believe in better. Perfect for unique activist gifts, feminist friends, or anyone who loves clever political humor.**

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