Anxious in the Streets, Furious in the Sheets (of the Constitution) — Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Stay cozy while you keep the fight alive. This unisex crewneck sweatshirt combines softness and humor in equal measure — because activism is exhausting, but your wardrobe doesn’t have to be. Made from a comfy 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it’s the perfect layer for marches, meetings, or just scrolling through the news in existential dread.
Product Details:
Crafted from a 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability
Classic unisex fit with a soft, cozy feel
“Of the Constitution” printed smaller for that perfect punchline
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
Why you’ll love it: Equal parts witty and wearable — the perfect gift for politically engaged introverts, anxious advocates, or anyone furious about democracy’s fine print.
**Unique from Y’all Ain’t Right — a Southern gift shop known for witty sayings and protest-inspired designs made for people who laugh, think, and believe in better. Perfect for unique activist gifts, feminist friends, or anyone who loves clever political humor.**
